"How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room? ‘Cause I know how long it would take me, and I can prove it."
Here’s the actual math behind Silicon Valley’s dick joke
A probabilistic model is introduced for the problem of stimulating a large male audience.
Double jerking is considered, in which two shafts may be stimulated with a single hand.
Both tip-to-tip and shaft-to-shaft configurations of audience members are analyzed. We demonstrate that pre-sorting members of the audience according to both shaft girth and leg length allows for more efficient stimulation. Simulations establish steady rates of stimulation even as the variance of certain parameters is allowed to grow, whereas naive unsorted schemes have increasingly flaccid performance.
Full report can be found here.
Silicon Valley S01E01-E05 | RIP Christopher Evan Welch ‘Peter Gregory’
"He’s the illest and the chillest?"